doozies

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

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Precipitation: (as defined by dictionary.com) falling products of condensation in the atmosphere, such as rain, snow, or hail

From the intercom: "Good morning, students. If you have already arrived, you may come to the office to wait until the bell rings."

And a few minutes later: "Due to the wetness of this morning's precipitation, you may wait in the office until the bell rings."

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Teacher: "Why can't owls eat bones?"

Student: "Because they don't have forks."