I laughed so hard I almost wet myself

I meant to post this last year, but you know how distracted I can... ooh, I see something shiney...  ;)

From CNN.com:

A recent college graduate is suing her alma mater for $72,000 -- the full cost of her tuition and then some -- because she cannot find a job.

In her complaint, Thompson says she seeks $70,000 in reimbursement for her tuition and $2,000 to compensate for the stress of her three-month job search.

As Thompson sees it, any reasonable employer would pounce on an applicant with her academic credentials, which include a 2.7 grade-point average and a solid attendance record.

I don't know what planet this girl's from, but it ain't this one.