Not Even Poultry Is Safe

Thank you, Augusta Chronicle, for making me cock my head to the side and wonder aloud, WTF?

Let me tease you with the the following:

"The road was closed while the Hartford Police Department's bomb squad came and blew up the chicken."

Aren't you just all atwitter with curiosity now? To see the full article, click here.

++++++++++++++++++++++UPDATE++++++++++++++++++++++

The link to the full article disappeared, so basically what happened was that the Hartford, CT, police were called upon the roadside discovery of a chicken [dead, I assume] that had been stuffed with a pipe bomb.

(I swear it's true - I couldn't make this crap up if I tried.)